Shake Your Ass,
For Jesus

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Where faith meets degeneracy.

$SYAFJ isn’t just a coin. It’s a calling. A movement of holy degenerates shaking their way to the promised land. Pray, pump, and party your way to financial salvation. πŸ™πŸ’ƒ

Shake Your Ass for Jesus β€’ Holy Degeneracy β€’ Twerk to Heaven β€’ $SYAFJ to the Moon βœοΈπŸš€

The Gospel of $SYAFJ

In the beginning, there was boredom. And lo, the L lord said: β€œShake that ass.” Thus $SYAFJ was born β€” a memecoin for the faithful, the fallen, and the freaky. The Book of Degens, Chapter 69: β€œThou shalt pump, and thou shalt not dump β€” but always in My name.”

Jesus Meme

The Holy Mission

No rugs. No scams. Just pure unfiltered meme energy. We march towards mass adoption with faith in the charts and booty in the air. Buy $SYAFJ, repent your bags, and receive eternal pump.

Holy Dance

Shake It Like a Brethren

Forget utility β€” the only use case is vibes. Every buy is a prayer, every sell is blasphemy. Join the congregation, stake your faith, and twerk your way to generational wealth.

Holy Dance

SHAKENOMICS

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1,000,000,000 β€” Blessed be the digits. ✝️

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Faithful Holders

The disciples strong. Each wallet a believer. Each shake a prayer. You are early

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Alpha flows like holy water in the Telegram. Enter, confess your bags, and be reborn in $SYAFJ.

How to Buy $SYAFJ

Contract Address

4Ey1rK7QyTeqNtWH2h8jug5ramgEcUWkYJP1aAK5pump

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